Fuc$ing Delicious Cutting Board

Fuc$ing Delicious Cutting Board

from 45.00

Sometimes, stronger words are just needed to describe your cooking. 

There are many combinations/options of this board available so please read through the description and view the pictures in this listing to help you choose your board!!!!! 


Etched Or Inlay:
Wood Type(s):
Custom Etching On Back:
Rubber Feet:
Rope Handle:
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1ST CHOOSE size:

SMALL:  9x13x.5"

LARGE: 11x14x1"

2ND CHOOSE whether you want your board to be "INLAY" or "ETCHED":

INLAY:      The design is laser etched into the board.  Another piece of wood (usually a different species & color) is cut out to fit into the etching.  This is kind of like putting together a puzzle.  This results in a smooth surface which is more polished and less likely to wear than "etched" boards.  

ETCHED:   The design is laser etched into the board.  The effect is a burnt look and there is a slight indentation in the board wherever it was etched.  The "Etched" boards have a more rustic feel than inlay boards.

3RD CHOOSE what wood type/combo you would like:

INLAY Boards are available in the following combinations:                                                                                                                                               Maple Board with Walnut Inlay                                                                                                                                                     Maple Board with Mahogany Inlay                                                                                                                                               Cherry Board with Walnut Inlay                                                                                                                                                   Mahogany Board with Maple Inlay                                                                                                                                               Walnut Board with Maple Inlay 

ETCHED Boards are available in the following wood types:                                                                                                                                                Maple                                                                                                                                                                                            Cherry                                                                                                                                                                                            Mahogany                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

4TH CHOOSE if you would like a CUSTOM MESSAGE etched on the back of the board.

This message will be etched on the back, bottom of the board unless specified otherwise. Please leave a note as to what you would like custom etched when you order the board. 

5TH CHOOSE if you would like any add ons:

MANILLA ROPE HANDLE: You can add a manilla rope handle to any board 1" or thicker for $10 extra. 

RUBBER FOOTING: You can add rubber footing to any board for $10 extra

FREE GIFT WRAP:  We also offer free gift wrap, just leave a note that you would like us to do this when you buy the board.

Please note that being a natural product, there may be small variations on size and grain.  I work closely with the organic qualities of the wood and recycle scraps into wood thins to create nearly 0 waste. If you have rigid requirements for size, please let me know!